January 14, 2013: Morning
- France says its military intervention in Mali is "developing favorably," and it has no intention of "staying forever."
- Footage of 340,000 who marched in Paris against gay marriage.
- Norwegian Seafood Council ad campaign features performers who act out sushi recipes with dance.
- Far-away photographs of police and soldiers doing training drills in the Netherlands.
- As its political power fades, the South may become simply a cultural draw for the rest of the country.
- Glenn Beck to build new planned community inspired by Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged.
- Armstrong will confess drug use to Oprah today, but he's worried about lawsuits that may follow as a result.
- In Japan, even gangsters are terrified of being caught owning a gun.
- Japanese philanderers prefer "infidelity phones" to smartphones in order to better conceal their cheating.
- The White House officially—and charmingly—responds to a public request to begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.
- Scientist explains whether it's better for President Obama to fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck.
- The truth about the airplane industry's illogical request that you shut down your computer device before a flight.
- Woody Allen on his own hypochondria.
- Martin Sheen from Badlands demonstrates the best way to put on a denim jacket.