March 2, 2012: Morning
- Beth Israel agrees to pay $13 million for fraudulently inflating fees for Medicare patients.
- With the big GOP money now secure, Romney launches Obama-style grassroots fundraising.
- In defense of federal bureaucrats.
- By pouncing on Obama's Koran apology, Republican hopefuls reveal archaic, Cold War mentality.
- Children of 1976 imagine the tricentennial, when robots will run for president.
- Russian officials seem intent to cover up the death of a lawyer who uncovered massive tax fraud.
- You're not doing yourself or Chinese workers any favors by buying the Galaxy Tab instead.
- Before he was a Monkee, he was the Artful Dodger: Davy Jones on Broadway at 17.
- Johnny Marr says he'll reform the Smiths if David Cameron's coalition government steps down.
- Red tape has prevented a virile elephant's frozen sperm from making it to South Africa.
- Bronx Zoo closes 111-year-old Monkey House, curbing children's thoughts of evolution.
- Trippy memories of Sesame Street's weighing of the souls turns out to be true.
- Martin Luther insult generator.