March 30, 2012: Morning
- Kofi Annan expects Syrian government to implement his peace plan immediately.
- GOP leaders quietly working to kill amendments that reaffirm opposition to same-sex unions.
- On the workaday heroism of the political operative.
- Female Iranian ninjas sue Reuters for calling them killers.
- Maryland Batman visits children in hospitals when he isn't being pulled over for speeding.
- Spike Lee settles with family he mis-outed on Twitter for being connected to George Zimmerman.
- Google Earth giving shape to Indian slums.
- Pictures of fields where soccer was once played.
- Contents revealed of smoothie that Maestro Tilson Thomas prepares prior to conducting Cage.
- Sasha Frere-Jones offers a guide to the gems of Twitter should Franzen decide to come around.
- Dick Clark puts up for sale his real-life Flintstones house.
- Comedian writes up his attempt to join a cheerleading troupe.
- Headscratching episodes in the never-ending love story of Superman and Lois Lane.
- I have a motto: it’s never too late to give up. It’s never too late to give up what you are doing, and start doing what you realize you love.