May 22, 2014
By The Morning News
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- Friendship blooms on Twitter between the nationalist leaders of India and Japan ever since Modi won.
- Anyone born in violation of China's one-child-per-couple policy does not exist legally.
- See also: Ta-Nehisi Coates on the case for reparations to African-Americans.
- Beth Israel gives patients access to therapists’ notes.
- Good, solid thinking is very hard to do—but even if it's not wired into us genetically, it can be learned.
- It should have been the best business tool since the telephone. Instead email has become the biggest time-waster since television.
- Side effects of Google Glass may include "glassing out," overheating, and social death.
- Roger Federer and Stefan Edberg strap on Google Glass.
- Courts at Roland Garros have 10 inches of stone, six inches of slag, four inches of limestone, three millimeters of broken brick, and no clay.
- Fifty senators, citing the example of quick action against Donald Sterling, urge the NFL to change the name of the Washington Redskins.
- Happiness at the misfortune of others is as American as apple pie.
- Veteran reporter learns, 38 years later, that he's allergic to newspaper ink.
- Homemade powdered alcohol: a journalist swallows it, snorts it, sprinkles it on pizza, and lights it on fire before concluding that beer is better.
- Reporter replaces her soaps and shampoos with billions of bacteria slowly coaxed onto the skin.
- France to trim 15% of its railway platforms, after realizing a fleet of new trains is too wide to fit into stations.
- Famous massive engineering mistakes, from too-fat trains to sinking submarines.
- Next time you hear a Pharrell song at a party, you can point out that many of his songs begin the exact same way.