Pervert
Apple Computer is well-known for its excellent customer service, but what happens when they’re liable for your perversions?
Archive
A collection of 14237 issues
12 June 2003
New York's currently: tired of its overcast The problem with prairie dogs and monkeypox. A combined six Astros pitchers send Yankees to their first no-hit game since 1958. What's really missing from the Baghdad museum? Stock losses mean 100,000 fewer millionaires in 2002 than
Branded for Life
Teenagers: They’ve got cell phones, credit cards, and brand identities. A review of Alissa Quart’s “Branded: The Buying and Selling of Teenagers” finds a shared past not too dissimilar, and a terrifying prospect that may lie ahead of us all.
11 June 2003
New York's currently: happily reunionized AP reports 3,240 civilian deaths in Iraq. 1932 Pulitzer for Walter Duranty under review for possible revocation. John Warner on how to write a better novel. ImClone founder sentenced to seven years in prison. Just in time for Father's Day:
The Fudgy-Wudgy Guy
Epistemology may seem pleasantly bewildering, but wait until it begins to mess with your childhood memories.
5 June 2003
New York's currently: unexpectedly side-trippin' to Hot-lanta with no web access Bloomberg injects $90.2 million in city budget to continue library and after-school activities, trash pickup, and health programs. U.S. Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz claims war on Iraq was about oil.
4 June 2003
New York's currently: handing out demerits Is the city making up for its fiscal shortcomings by issuing more tickets? Yeah, probably. Will you quit jaywalking? Yeah, probably not. Martha Stewart expected to be indicted today. New Yorkers self-medicate with a range of pharmaceuticals. Embattled Field Day festival
The Witch of Dove Street
Amidst gutters draining the wrong way, strange happenings in nature, and loneliness, Tobias Seamon lived in a witch’s house. Better pet the cat for good luck.
Off
‘There was a lull during which Velma loaded her cigarette case and Father Fabre surveyed the room – the bookcase with no books in it, only plants and bric-a-brac, and the overstuffed furniture rising like bread beneath the slipcovers, which rivaled nature in the tropics for color and variety
3 June 2003
New York's currently: running errands Good Time summary of the White House intelligence scandal, despite sunny yet dead-wrong conclusion. Film producer admits he killed writer-director, kept head in his fridge, blames 9/11 and the Taliban. One man leaves a Picasso on the subway. Another man