New York's currently: finally reading Jane Austen 13-year-old boy shot by D.C.-area sniper, becomes eighth victim. Israel employs new strategy, attacks Gaza, killing 13 and wounding more than a hundred. Dick Armey tries to attack the Dallas Morning News because he didn't
There are not many stories that combine the Yankees, Babies Hospital, gardens, Yeats, Hello Kitty, and death. Tobias Seamon has one, and names the names.
New York's currently: now aware of Texas Predictably, Congress to approve Bush's powers to disarm Iraq. Related: Thomas Friedman asks, 'Seen Any Democrats Lately?' Former labor leader takes big lead in Brazil's presidential election, panicking foreign investors. Maybe the plan is to
New York's currently: ready to feel like it's fall, not summer Chief U.N. weapons inspector to delay inspections in Iraq, while security council debates; says inspectors are 'ready to go at the practical earliest opportunity.' Iraqi vice president suggests Hussein and Bush duel,
New York's currently: having bizarre fever-dreams $18 million worth of reduced-price HIV drugs, intended for Africa, intercepted by pirates to be sold in Europe. Stupid hurricane threatens Womack/Cotton wedding. Ex-cop in Stuyvesant Town snipes preschool teacher. When you hear a rumor about Barbara Streisand
New York's currently: not updating the headlines today, Wednesday, 2 October 2002, because the author's head is exploding with viruses. U.N. and Iraq negotiate return of inspectors. Hudson River proves fine for swimming, north of Manhattan (say, Washington Heights). If you like Gossip! you'
New York's currently: tired Tension between Special Forces and the Army during Operation Mountain Sweep in Afghanistan. The story you've been waiting for...The secrets of the Bonghitters, the High Times softball team that's 50-8-4 and regularly kicks every other magazine'
Why you can’t ask your wedding guests to pay for your mortgage, or their own drinks.
Writer, funny man, contrarian Andrew Borowitz on three ways to kill a joke, the environment in Kandor, and poor Jim Dixon, hero for all.
New York's currently: going out to a fancy dinner on friends Zombie nutritionist recommends all-brain diet. Bush works on war resolution with congress, Daschle says 'We've got a long way to go.' Powell drafts U.N. resolution with U.K., dispatches aide to
