Republicans go banana.

Six takeaways from the New Hampshire primary, which Bernie Sanders won, trailed closely by Buttigieg and Klobuchar. 1/17

See also: Five takeaways, 10 takeaways, four takeaways, a bunch of takeaways... 2/17

The opinions: Mainstream Democrats should not be afraid of Sanders, vs. mainstream Democrats should pray for Bloomberg. 3/17

Universal basic income candidate Andrew Yang drops out of the race. 4/17

“We are not a banana republic.” The White House says dismissing Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman wasn’t retribution for his impeachment testimony. 5/17

Meanwhile, Trump praises Attorney General Barr for overruling his own prosecutors in the case of Trump’s longtime friend Roger Stone. 6/17

Jason Zengerle goes inside a difficult contest in Alabama to become Trump's favorite Republican. 7/17

Annie Lowrey tallies the numbers for “the great affordability crisis breaking America.” 8/17

The vinyl record production industry suffers a devastating blow when a manufacturing facility burns in California. 9/17

In 1869, the Atlantic Monthly almost died when Harriet Beecher Stowe accurately suggested that Lord Byron had sex with his half-sister. 10/17

Related: A flowchart to tell you when it's okay (or not) to date a distant relative. 11/17

Sudan agrees to hand over Omar al-Bashir to the International Criminal Court to face trial on charges of war crimes and genocide. 12/17

The Paris elite, including President Mitterrand and Yves Saint Laurent, long supported an outspoken pedophile, all because he was a writer. No longer. 13/17

A philatelist explains the joys of collecting stamps from countries that don't really exist. 14/17

Watch: Russians react to a large portrait of Vladimir Putin installed inside an elevator. 15/17

Inspired by a scene in Parasite, people are mixing two types of noodles to make chapaguri. 16/17

Unrelated/related: What if Hinduism and Buddhism weren't "two different animals staking out territories," but "two overlapping gardens?" 17/17


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