September 2, 2011: Morning
- Solutions to the space debris problem: magnetic nets, catcher's mitts, anything to stop it multiplying.
- Since May three NHL players have been found dead—all enforcers who dropped gloves to punch and be punched.
- Endangered species babies born in labs.
- A chart of defunct nations is the key to finding out the age of your globe.
- Feds raid Gibson Guitar in a possible buildup to charges of illegal wood trafficking.
- Federal workers use "Waffle House index" to gauge disaster level.
- Irate over the magazine's takedown, Scientologists produce heavy-handed New Yorker spoof.
- Tennis in the New Yorker.
- In interview with tennis analyst, Roddick calls being a tennis analyst the world's easiest job.
- Everyone lives 80 milliseconds in the past, and other essential facts about time.
- Master palindromist on palindrome pickup lines and his 400-word magnum opus.
- Hockney's new works use nine cameras to show what's missing with one.
- More than drugs, Prohibition's modern correlation is what the Tea Party wants to do to personal liberty.
- Breaking the news of death in the age of Facebook.