September 28, 2011: Morning
By The Morning News
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- For every step forward Bulgaria makes to shed its Communist past, the old guard is right there, refusing to let go.
- Conservatives latch onto Gibson Guitar illegal wood raid as an example of big government hurting U.S. businesses.
- Nicholas Feltron, designer and analyzer of self-collected data, credited with inspiring Facebook's terrifying timelines.
- Project Gutenberg founder dies, age 64.
- After 33 years of noticing what you never did, Andy Rooney, now 92, to retire from 60 Minutes.
- And now a few minutes with Andy Rooney's homo erectus ancestor.
- Six high schoolers charged with paying a college student to take their SATs; faculty identified them when scores didn't fit grades.
- The return (again) of Eugenides.
- After three years of development, Heinz debuts a "dip and squeeze" ketchup packet for highway dining.
- Doritos creator passes away at age 97; chips to be sprinkled on grave.
- Chefs embrace their love of chicken skin, introduces dishes for fellow obsessives.