Waiting for Aiken
Since 1989, anyone named after some variation of Urkel has lived a miserable existence.
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Forever and a Day: Songs for Summertime
After a weekend of heavy research, our summer expert gives us his survey of music for surviving the heat, and your drunk friends.
The Facts of Life
Fact-checking: It's not an easy job, and it's not without its faults. Which is why it wasn't any feat of genius for Stephen Glass or Jayson Blair to crack the system.
Branded for Life
Teenagers: They've got cell phones, credit cards, and brand identities. A review of Alissa Quart's Branded: The Buying and Selling of Teenagers finds a shared past not too dissimilar, and a terrifying prospect that may lie ahead of us all.
I Live in a Motel
Travelers know what to expect from a motel: not much, besides pornography. When our writer is forced to live in one for a month, he finds a bit more to appreciate.
Unloading on The Matrix Reloaded
The first Matrix was cool, but this new one needed a bit more work before they let it out of the gate. An open letter to the Wachowski brothers.
Part I, 15 Fights to Have Before You Get Engaged
If you're the couple that never fights, now's your chance. Vent now, or forever hold your peace.
Mess With the Bull, You'll Get the Horns
The hazing at Glenbrook North High School and that other story about disregard for journalistic propriety can find judgment in the college classroom.
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
Psychoanalysis in literature is old hat, but there were days when it was new. Returning to Mary McCarthy to see which neuroses still ring true.
The Secret Gardener
Your parents' hobbies seem odd and quaint until you discover you can't sleep late on the weekends anymore. Finding early middle age in the flower boxes of your backyard.