The bestest-ever cutest animal videos: Nora, the Piano-Playing Cat; Kissing Puppies; Otters Holding Hands; Hamster With Cookie; Monkey Skating; Talking Pug; The Sleepy Kittens; Skidboot, the Amazing Dog; Talking Cats; Knut the Baby Polar Bear
Instructional videos for the recreationally-minded: SinuCleanse; Old Man Crazy at Chrysler; hot bass licks and getting high with Steely Dan; Finns teach dancing; Boss Ross, the master.
Meltdowns on movie sets: Lily Tomlin, Klaus Kinski, Francis Ford Coppola, Terry Gilliam, Shelley Duvall, Bob Dylan.
Scary clowns: the Christian clown training video; scary dancing clown, Crispin “Hellion” Glover’s “Clowny Clown Clown”; Anna Nicole Smith at home; the clown in charge of the Russian cat circus
Guns, guns, guns: Weapons for rent; Wham gets violent; Ali G visits the NRA; lightsabers for safe fighting.
Ah, youth: Television shows from the psychedelic days, when Sid and Marty Krofft brought us Land of the Lost, HR Pufnstuf, Sigmund and Sea Monsters, The Bugaloos, and Electra Woman and Dyna Girl.
Regional ads, global fascination: Dallas’s Trophy Nissan and Chicago’s Eagleman; Houston’s Gallery Furniture and New Jersey’s Carvel ice cream; New York’s Mount Airy Lodge; and then, ooh Sabine, the Overstock woman; finally, Select Dental.
Sarah comes clean about her ability to see into the future: the never-ending Idol juggernaut; the perhaps-funny career of Carlos Mencia; self-defense in New Orleans (not funny!); Osama Teen Hunger Force; Metal Skool.
A Valentine stuffed with videos: An anatomically correct power ballad about the heart; diamonds in a blender; the dot and the line make love (and Sarah makes a killer pun); centipede eats a tarantula; and yes, as ever, Sarah hearts sushi.
Laughing at tragedy: Piñatas get the vendetta treatment; Zarf, daytime’s most British transsexual ever; OK Go in a high-school talent show; music videos reach new lows (or highs?) on YouTube; “Faces of Death”, the muppet version.
