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Officials say Iranian weapons were used in the attack on Saudi oil installations that removed 5% of the world's oil output. 1/24

As part of its investigation into hush money payments, the New York County DA's office has subpoenaed eight years of Trump's tax returns. 2/24

Sarah Kendzior: "The Manhattan DA who subpoenaed Trump's taxes is Cy Vance. Vance is known for protecting elite criminals. Among those he aided are Weinstein, Epstein, Strauss-Kahn, and Donald Jr and Ivanka Trump. Temper your expectations." 3/24

Trump has ordered two former White House aides to defy subpoenas to appear today in front of the House Judiciary Committee, which calls the hearing its first impeachment proceeding. 4/24

A year after Kavanaugh's confirmation, new allegations emerge about sexual improprieties as well as the FBI's failures to investigate them. 5/24

Amid claims Kavanaugh lied under oath, prominent Democrats call for his impeachment. 6/24

However, rather than impeachment—which is a high bar—Kavanaugh could be removed from office through an ordinary court proceeding using the Constitution's often misunderstood "good behavior" clause. 7/24

For the first time in 2019, a week passed with no new measles cases reported in the US, signaling the nation's worst epidemic of the disease in 27 years may be drawing to a close. 8/24

Singer, songwriter, and producer Ric Ocasek, best known as the founder and frontman of the Cars, died on Sunday at 75. 9/24

First detected in 2012, a Russian espionage operation was able to monitor American intelligence communications and disrupt tracking of Russian spies in the US. 10/24

The fascinating and grueling story of how Marc Chagall's daughter smuggled his work out of Nazi-occupied Europe. 11/24

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A sole sperm donor has been linked to an autism cluster of at least 12 children. One mother is suing for more oversight. 12/24

Gary Larson hints at a "new online era" for The Far Side, 24 years after he retired the influential comic. 13/24

George Wylesol's new graphic novel Internet Crusader depicts a post-apocalyptic world through old technology. 14/24

As The Goldfinch hits theaters, Donna Tartt fans wonder why there still isn't an adaptation of The Secret History. 15/24

Watch: A classical music trio performs in front of a real-time visualization of its cellist's brain activity. 16/24

A collection of Anthony Bourdain's belongings is going up for auction, including his treasured steel and meteorite chef's knife. 17/24

"For most of human history, people thought nothing of crowding family members or friends into the same bed." 18/24

Legendary music label 4AD has recently been adding classic videos to YouTube from its '80s and '90s post-punk/goth/dream-pop heyday. 19/24

A dizzying video of massively repeating items: highways, apartment blocks, and more. 20/24

Over the course of a 10-day chess tournament, mental and physical stress can cause grandmasters to lose an average of 12 pounds. 21/24

Detailed interior still-lifes painted with skewed depth and perspectives, by Hilary Pecis. 22/24

An animated map of America that recalls a 16-bit video game. 23/24

A map of African license plates. 24/24

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