11 January 2008: Morning By The Morning News — 11 Jan 2008 "Why don't you think about what to do about traffic congestion in Bay Ridge?" Pundits, public tire of Bloomberg's presidential limbo. White House correspondent David Gregory vs. presidential candidate Barack Obama: the dance-off. Anne Rice on Hillary Clinton: "As we say in the South: you go, girlfriend!" "Not even we have been able to figure out what is up and down in this case." Czech woman spends four months posing as a 13-year-old boy in Norway. Edmund Hillary, who with Tenzing Norgay were the first people to climb Mount Everest, dies at age 88. The photic sneeze reflex: why looking into the sun makes some people sneeze. Doctors solve patients' severe weight loss--chewing too much sugar-free gum can cause chronic diarrhea. Erasing the high and curing addiction--with a vaccine. Now that animal rights groups have shut down horse slaughtering in the U.S., the animals are shipped to Canada to be killed. In New York, clones of the city's historical trees will populate public spaces in the next decade. Amputee in New York's anti-smoking ad still smoking--Exhibit A: photo of interview ashtray. FBI gets its wiretaps shut off for not paying the phone bill.
