11 July 2003 By The Morning News — 11 Jul 2003 New York's currently: pissed that Babbo's closed Bush considers pledging future Iraqi oil-money to secure reconstruction loans, before an Iraqi government can say yes or no. Masochistic meat beater drops by cop box to choke chicken. Hamas wants all Palestinian prisoners freed, calling it 'a red line' issue. Stonehenge solved: It's a vagina. Jack Beatty calls for you to draft Wesley Clark for President. Did Bob Dylan crib lyrics from a 62-year-old Japanese physician? Equally mysterious: Why do mimes, The Matrix, and ping pong work so well together? [ Windows Media Player link ] Unlike past runs, this year's Tour de France has not 'been killed by the passions it aroused.' Very good letters protesting Clay Aiken's loss on American Idol. Ex-soldier, novelist Christian Bauman on being interviewed by CNN. But how do you use it with a hook? Keyboard made just for pirates. Great early 20th century photos of New York's Chinatown. Become Susan Smith's pen-pal. New York's The French Kicks answer your questions. We would love to see Tucker Carlson eat his own shoes. Tips on writing Friendster messages. Fresh Tiga! Marionettin' Nelly-style.