13 May 2010: Morning By The Morning News — 13 May 2010 U.S. military denies hand in blight decimating Afghanistan's poppy harvest. Military considers medals for soldiers who show restraint. Ancient "hidden menace" lurking beneath Quebec claims house and family with quick, quiet landslide. Among reasons why neighborhoods are changing: Suburban households spend 24 percent of income on their cars. Israel's Barak slams interior minister for insisting Israel would never end construction in Jerusalem. Brief profile of the Gaza Surf Club (see trailer for God Went Surfing With the Devil). Trial begins for French outlaw hailed as heroic for bank-robbing with his own armored car. High school hoops star revealed to be 22-year-old imposter. Nothing will appear as it was. Advice from one sole plane-crash survivor to another. To live longer, men should marry younger, and women should marry spouses of the same age. Gender roles cause women's emotional well-being to increase with access to technology. Last of the Ziegfield girls, Doris E. Travis, dies at 106. Instapaper: "Generations of rape and child molestation" on an isolated remnant of the British Empire. Notes on Downing Street's domestic plans, and why Cameron did not spend the night with Brown's whistles. Facebook's privacy policy is now longer than the U.S. Constitution. All cartoons can be captioned "Christ, what an asshole", not just ones in the New Yorker. For this evening's quandary: What the fuck you should make for dinner. Video: Profile of inventor Brent Farley.