14 July 2003

  • New York's currently: a permanent weekender
  • Red Sox teams, thanks to the asymmetries of Fenway Park, have historically tended to succeed in relation to the number of left-handed batters in their lineup. (The more the better – contrary to popular belief, which holds that the Green Monster, an oversized wall barely three hundred feet down the left-field line, makes Fenway a righty's delight.) Baseball statistician great Bill James hired by Red Sox to change their future.
  • Instant record review: 'I despise you and I hate your taste in music.'
  • Winged cockroach flies into woman's mouth, woman swallows fork trying to dig roach out.
  • A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn't be allowed. Hulk doll has massive green willy.
  • Frank Lloyd Wright gas station to be built in Buffalo. [via wdik]
  • New study claims burgers and fries 'as addictive as heroin.'
  • Garbage-Pail Kids stickers to return, including a certain 'Harry Potty.' Related: the original GPK series. Related: 'Hairy Pecker and the Sorcerer's Bone' and other pornalizations.
  • U.S. school writing scores on the rise.