14 November 2005 By The Morning News — 14 Nov 2005 New York's currently: striking fear without warning U.S. quietly shares stolen Iranian laptop to prove Iran's pursuing big bad nukes. Bomber caught by Jordan confesses on TV. Iraqi defense official says most suicide bombers are Saudis arriving through Syria. Real-life Indiana Jones recounts how he recovered Iraq's stolen treasures. London to begin airport-style security on trains. Intelligent design takes hold in higher education. Understanding meta-bigots like Sarah Silverman, who self-Googles. Different levels of diplomats and their respective immunity rights (all can get speeding tickets). Adirondacks' steel fire towers find preservationists' love as they fall into disrepair. Woman loses personal library to forest fire; husband gives her every Penguin Classic, 1,082 total. J.T. LeRoy piece cancelled at the Times over concerns he doesn't exist. Handicapping the novels for the National Book Awards. Guide for translating Sasha Frere-Jones and other online music writers' make-out piffle. Sex in the city when married couples decide to unlock their monogamy. Graham crackers were invented to prevent excessive carnal exercise. Profile of Ben Schott, master of miscellany, even if he can't pronounce "miscellany." Words that can't be named found frequently in 2005 news reports. Swan song for the RENT-era East Village. New York restaurants open for Thanksgiving. Recipes for an East Indian turkey-day menu. When writing about French rap, David Brooks don't know rien. 50 Cent's crime records from back in the day.
