15 April 2009: Morning By The Morning News — 15 Apr 2009 According to a Rasmussen poll...37 percent of Americans under age 30 prefer capitalism, 33 percent prefer socialism and 30 percent are undecided. Considering Carter's "Crisis of Confidence" speech as "one of the most conservative presidential statements of the last 30 years." Op: I can recall only a few outbreaks of such collective insanity as these tea parties in recent years. Media having trouble finding right angle on Obama's double-homicide. Working a new beat in South Africa, an English journalist learns not from the president but from a packed train with the people. Final assault begins in Sri Lanka as army attempts to rout Tamil Tigers after 25-year war. You can't just leave the warheads out on the curb on Tuesday morning. Where nukes go to die. Parisian funeral factory transforms into a creative hub for local artists with too many galleries, not enough workshops. How a mysterious bathroom break--and a cultural divide--could keep Lance Armstrong out of the Tour de France. From 2005, Pitchaya Sudbanthad and Geoff Badner chronicle the Cycle Messenger World Championships. Gallery: "Vintage" Dharma Initiative ads. The writers of Lost attempt a Holmes mystery.