20 September 2006
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: briefing its boxers
Military (though bloodless) coup in Thailand; general vows to appoint a new (less corrupt?) prime minister within two weeks.
Thais realized something very unusual was happening when Channel 5, controlled by the Army, removed its usual program.
Are we winning in Iraq? "Given unlimited time and unlimited support, we're winning the war."
Baghdad as seen from street level: When you find a bloody man lying on the ground, alive, leave him alone.
What journalism in Iraq needs is more restaurant reviews.
Racist Senator a little too ecstatic he has Jewish roots.
Crisis in American airports' ability to screen checked luggage for bombs.
Latest weapons in fight against terror are canaries in a cage--er, fish in a tank.
TMN needs a suggestible young person to bring over to the dark side.
Book about sleeping couples reveals many defy death because they share a bed with a lifeguard.
New Jersey doctor tries wooing stripper with a cadaver's hand--but that doesn't explain where the six skulls come from.
Slopers, John Mayer won't teach you guitar but you still can enlist Dan Smith.
Didion on Cheney: The personality that springs to mind is that of the ninth-grade bully in the junior high lunchroom, the one sprawled in the letter jacket so the seventh-graders must step over his feet.
Sweatshop activists suspect Stephon Marbury's $14.98 sneakers are made for pennies in China.
Adjust the sea level in order to flood the world.
After a summer of greenmarkets, returning to the grocery store is a sad adventure in artificial flavorings (except in some select cases).
Parks make living safer in Paris, and obviously more enjoyable.
Tutorial in how to enlist Yankee fans to find your friend when he's lost in the stadium.
See also, a guide to modern homesteading, and how Frank Bruni doesn't get fat.
Move Martin Luther King Day so that it is the day after the Super Bowl. Entries to "Since Sliced Bread," contest for policy ideas to help working families.
This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs on YouTube.
The Museum of Scientifically Accurate Fabric Brain Art.
