21 January 2011: Weekend By The Morning News — 21 Jan 2011 Dept. of Justice requisitions army base to process the 127 mobsters they arrested yesterday. Joseph Carna, also known as "Junior Lollipops." The best nicknames from yesterday's bust. David Cheever's 1967 horticulture thesis revolutionized Colombia into a powerhouse flower supplier. Government reveals project "Bye Bye Blackbird," explains its hand in South Dakota bird deaths. Posters from Soviet Russia explain how not to die at work. After 30 years of hiding in bushes, professor now understands prairie-dog calls for "danger" and "hawk." If you're not drinking gourmet, hand-cut ice with your whiskey, you're doing it wrong. Only 8% of sports fans leave the game drunk. Willie Nelson tried to sell "Crazy" for $10 in 1960. "Playing a song is a lot like telling a joke." Ian Svenonius's journey from rock star to talk-show star and back again. From Gainsbourg to Sartre, film icons can light up again after French parliament revises no-smoking rule. In France, power struggles, creative differences threaten a group of comic artists that reduced Proust to six panels. Thinking about all the other alternatives to our life makes us appreciate what we have. How the brain reorganizes and rebuilds itself after traumatic injury. Roger Ebert gets a new chin. Must read: The most emailed New York Times article ever.
