30 November 2006: Afternoon
By The Morning News
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"Graceful exit" from Iraq has "no realism to it at all," says Bush.
Dutch pedophile politicos propose sex ed. in kindergarten, intercourse at 12, whoring no earlier than 16.
A rich history of recent art crimes.
Winner to be announced tonight for "unconvincing, perfunctory, embarrassing or redundant sex scene in an otherwise sound literary novel."
Contenders for this year's Lemon Award, the worst in bad banking.
Beyond embiggens and cromulent. Advanced linguistics and The Simpsons
Case studies involving Foreign Accent Syndrome.
The world's "first computer" undergoes scrutiny, proves its "sophistication", more valuble than the Mona Lisa.
Video: How not to play Scrabble.
New York, New York, formerly a helluva town, now a nice place to live.
"Posh plans for exciting urban living"--the Playboy town house.
Discussing deserts can make architecture professors depressed.
Stories of how certain houses came to be.
Art Spiegelman's recommendations for your holiday shopping.
How to choose and care for a live Christmas tree.
