31 August 2007: Morning By The Morning News — 31 Aug 2007 Congressional report says Iraq's police force has been irrevocably ruined by undesirables, and should be disbanded. South Korea denies Afghan allegations that it paid the Taliban for the release of its hostages. "His friends thought he was doing an art piece." Suicide goes unnoticed by Burning Man participants. Texas governor commutes getaway driver's death sentence; judge grants asylum to Iraqi who smuggled himself into Texas. Like Dr. Ruth with a kung-fu grip, Dr. Susan Blank is trying to get a hold on New York's syphilis surge. New cancer ads to focus on insurance rather than eating lima-bean polyps; formula makers balk at government's breast-feeding ads. As part of its investigation into whether Gonzales lied under oath, Justice Dept. sends questionnaires to former job applicants. Britain's Trade Unions Congress says employers should get used to Facebook; California senate bars requiring employees to receive ID implants. BPWMI--boss playing with my iPhone. Online acronyms for the rest of us. Hi! Does this seem friendly to you! It's working! Creation head Alan McGee on Echo & the Bunnymen, "the bridesmaids of rock." Twenty-five years after his death, Glenn Gould's secret lover is revealed. Photos: serious band has photo ruined by passerby; happy wombat has photo ruined by no one. Video: The trailer for the Sigur Rós movie is all you need.