8 April 2003
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: hoping good things find Roy Williams
Rice jets to Moscow to repair ties with Putin after Russian diplomats and journalists were wounded while leaving Baghdad.
U.K. jets to drop blue concrete.
Bush and Blair's summit in Belfast hoped to reignite Good Friday governing agreement.
The Oddfather, Vincent Gigante, head of the Genovese mob, says his prior lunacy's been an act to fool the Feds. Related: NYPost dumps John Gotti's daughter from the payroll.
City laying off 3,400 workers, closing eight fire houses, including Engine 212.
Cross burning allowed at rallies, but not 'when it is intended to terrorize or intimidate others.'
John Lee Anderson on the effects of the bombs from inside Baghdad.
Pulitzers announced: Jeffrey Eugenides wins fiction award for Middlesex.
Skunk with can on head snarls traffic, frightens police.
Those who deface a Hummer in words or deed deface the American flag and what it stands for. Hummer drivers, unable to buy tanks, feel patriotic in a their 11-miles-to-the-gallon trucks.
Prostitution school opens in Amsterdam.
Lyme disease breeded by Northeast dreamhouse-in-the-woods development.
La Gioconda, or the Mona Lisa, may have been smiling because she was pregnant.
Pervert Michael Barrish reading tonight.
