April 11, 2012: Morning
- After reclaiming the top Google search result for his name, Rick Santorum ends his presidential campaign.
- Bush: "I wish they weren't called the Bush tax cuts."
- The newspaper industry may be saved by wealthy local patrons.
- Researchers suggest a good economy creates fewer caregivers and thus more deaths.
- U.S. teen pregnancy rates hit 70-year low.
- When a school bus driver has a heart attack while driving, 13-year-old grabs wheel, saves classmates.
- Wealthy Florida community paints emergency vehicles yellowish-green, apparently because it can.
- People with really high LSAT scores have stopped applying to law school; the opposite is not true.
- Social status, at least in cute monkeys, drives immune health and not the other way around.
- Science proves the worst homophobes are the closeted.
- Starting next year, the Miss Universe pageant will allow transgender entrants.
- Matt Groening reveals the location of the real Springfield.
- Last week Jim Marshall, creator of the world's most perfectly loud guitar amplifier, died at 88.