April 2, 2012: Morning
- History of the military's "blood chit," designed to get missing soldiers home safe.
- Round-up of things that should have been invented by now.
- Federal government tries to officially measure Americans' "subjective well-being."
- Boomers and recession leave America's youth in bad economic shape.
- See also: "All About the Benjamins."
- Brief on America's future/decline, where we all serve the rich.
- France's anti-terrorism policies compared to America's, including the "namby-pamby" Patriot Act.
- After eight years and 63 stores, Starbucks has never turned a profit in France.
- Manhattan pizza war finds slices being sold for 75 cents.
- Reasons why the number of people living alone has skyrocketed: prosperity and the cult of the individual.
- Liz Phair, Sarah Silverman, Miranda July on their first times having sex.
- Success of the Kansas Jayhawks attributed to the league's only female strength and conditioning coach.
- Hannibal Lecter's frighteningly good guide to Bach's "Goldberg Variations."
- Brain surgery experiments show that celebs like Jennifer Aniston literally occupy neuron space.
- Since 2009, Wikipedia users have battled for control of the "autofellatio" page.