We got your Rooster merit badge right here.

We got your Rooster merit badge right here. In week two of Camp ToB, we wrap up the twee in the second half of Bowlaway.

Articles Written By Hudson Hongo

Hudson Hongo loiters around Tacoma, Wash., under the pretext of being a student. His work has appeared on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and The Bygone Bureau. Many other fascinating details can be found here.

Spoofs & Satire

You Don’t Want to Do This
by Hudson Hongo
You walk in to your bedroom and find your girlfriend in bed with another man. Blood boils. Violence is imminent. Wait, what’s that he’s saying?
Spoofs & Satire

I Cannot Accept This Award
by Hudson Hongo
Acceptance speeches are often great for moments of hubris and disaster. For anyone soon to win a prize, here’s a template best avoided.