Al Gore admits the Onion had it right with the headline, "Gores Enjoying Best Sex of Their Lives." Number of street children in Congo's capital has swelled to 20,000, with many shunned as "witches." New Yorkers (and their children), prepare for the holiday
"Graceful exit" from Iraq has "no realism to it at all," says Bush. Dutch pedophile politicos propose sex ed. in kindergarten, intercourse at 12, whoring no earlier than 16. A rich history of recent art crimes. Winner to be announced tonight for "unconvincing, perfunctory, embarrassing
Iraq Study Group to recommend a gradual pullback of troops, though not on a firm timetable. When Bush meets with Maliki in Jordan today, he'll be talking to the number two (vs. al-Sadr). Powell joins the "civil war in Iraq" camp, meanwhile the media is
These two rascals just finished hitchhiking the 50 capitals in 50 days. First Larsen and now Ross: The ice shelves are collapsing. And: With the glacial melting comes ancient flu viruses that could wipe us all out. Dr. Seuss is--or at least was--concerned about malaria. Immigrant households are
Because wild fish live in uncontrolled environments, the U.S.DA says they cannot be "organic," even if they may be better for you. "Movie features gay Leaf." Wearing Superman pajamas and covered with his Batman blanket, comic book illustrator Dave Cockrum died Sunday. Castro too
Leaked memo from Bush's national security adviser cites lack of confidence in Prime Minister Maliki's ability to stem violence in Iraq. (Text of the memo here.) In upcoming confab with Maliki, Bush will alternate shoulder to cry on with headlocks. Some see the talk of blame
Ethical codes that guide doctors' behavior never discuss when they should not give out money. Study suggests sitting up straight is bad for your back, same with leaning forward. Your cell phone can control a building in Stockholm. The making of Vince Guaraldi's music for A Charlie
Congo men among the Sape movement--fashionistas--find wild amounts to spend on clothes despite poverty. The hunt for an irresistible yet missing puggle. Nobody has organized voluntary imprisonment with payment--yet. Former Croatian labor camp to be refitted for extreme tourists. Black lung not funny at this point. If
Syria doesn't show up for the press conference, but Iran promises to help end violence in Iraq, assuming the U.S. gets out. Iran and Syria have been helping Hezbollah train the Mahdi Army. If the West abandons Iraq, says Hitchens, "the victors will be able to
After Zarf establishes a bond with Bianca that leads to the kiss, an angry Bianca tells him she's a lesbian. All My Children at the forefront of transgender politics. Though other news organs remain on the fence, NBC decides Iraq is indeed in a "civil war"
