New York's currently: having bizarre fever-dreams $18 million worth of reduced-price HIV drugs, intended for Africa, intercepted by pirates to be sold in Europe. Stupid hurricane threatens Womack/Cotton wedding. Ex-cop in Stuyvesant Town snipes preschool teacher. When you hear a rumor about Barbara Streisand
New York's currently: not updating the headlines today, Wednesday, 2 October 2002, because the author's head is exploding with viruses. U.N. and Iraq negotiate return of inspectors. Hudson River proves fine for swimming, north of Manhattan (say, Washington Heights). If you like Gossip! you'
New York's currently: tired Tension between Special Forces and the Army during Operation Mountain Sweep in Afghanistan. The story you've been waiting for...The secrets of the Bonghitters, the High Times softball team that's 50-8-4 and regularly kicks every other magazine'
New York's currently: going out to a fancy dinner on friends Zombie nutritionist recommends all-brain diet. Bush works on war resolution with congress, Daschle says 'We've got a long way to go.' Powell drafts U.N. resolution with U.K., dispatches aide to
New York's currently: little kids the size of their backpacks Mayor's Office releases Management Report, including tons of information about your neighborhood. Tropical Storm Isidore came ashore this morning. U.S. resumes talks with North Korea. This autumn, according to the congressional Advisory Committee on Student
New York's currently: dying to leave Israel continues Ramallah siege; Palestinian Authority holds out; both invoke U.N. resolutions to end stand-off. The New York Sun named the Best Gay Paper. Only the finest students attend The College of Matthew Perry. Related: Bush twins demand regime change
New York's currently: sending a public service announcement to neo-hippies: no one likes your stupid drums Julio Diaz, the best dancer in the subway, even if his partner's stuffed. Fighting rages in Ivory Coast between government and mutinous soldiers, prompting U.S. and Canada to
New York's currently: quite thankful the in-laws get along Israel continues siege against Arafat, raising the Israeli flag over his compound and hoping he'll take a one-way ticket abroad. Special forces units being moved to the CIA for war with Iraq, so the Pentagon
New York's currently: planning a party for all of you attention: do you host your site with the wildly competent and friendly people at tilted planet? because, really, you should. Bush sends resolution on Iraq to Congress, requesting broad powers without further congressional approval. Related: Bush compared to
New York's currently: no longer thrilled by the ice cream truck and that damn song Bush backs out of Biological Weapons Convention against germ warfare, wants to delay until 2006, despite the State Department's promise last year, after then backing out of the same deal, that
