Unless the White House redoes the numbers, it will spend billions from Social Security, and the Democrats can't wait.Hamas vows suicidal-revenge on Israeli-sponsored assassinations.America sold half of the weapons bought last year.Bush announces new initiative to destroy vampires.Estimates say 60 percent of
"Caddyshack" edition"It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat": Five Hollywood studios announce joint venture to rent downloadable films."When you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free
The article that got its editor arrested: Zimbabwe police involved in pillaging.Tentative peace in Macedonia before 400 U.K. troops arrive.IMF believes Bush's tax cuts to be twice as costly as the White House predicts.White House education plan makes schools into businesses and education a
Israel plans a second ground attack at Palestine, suggesting war.Japan's PM Koizumi visited Yasukani, a shrine that honors former military masterminds, to court conservative votes but gained national wrath instead.Bush decides to soften federal rules that would ensure basic care for those on Medicaid.Floridians warned
Israel raids West Bank town Jenin; Palestine appeals for U.N. protection.Charleston, SC, plans slavery museum.America's eldery head to Tijuana for cheap prescription drugs.Leading South African businessman warns of Zimbabwean-style-attacks if white business doesn't share more.Eighteen percent of personal pages
Zimbabwe farmers evacuate as mobs take over, with federal approval.Another suicide bomber strikes Israel, injuring 15.The secret of Wintour's confidence: Teen Vogue, unlike all other teenage girl magazines, begins accepting breast-enlargement ads, claiming teenagers know difference between ads and ads-nots.School principals fear the
Bush backs partial stem cell funding.Israel strikes back with occupation of PLO hq in E. Jerusalem.Heat wave pushes metro-area energy to utmost limits.Mother of real "bubble-boy" calls for boycott on new Disney film.Print is alive! Dan Rather claims tv-journalism too light-
U.S. broke child-porn e-business Landslide and arrested subscribers.Palestian suicide-bomber killed at least thirteen people in Jerusalem pizza parlor.China admits AIDS crisis by sending health officials into the field.The Times has a thin-coverage article on digital art, but at least mentions Jon Haddock&
Federal judges dismantle federal snooping software on their computers.Gore Vidal, convinced of secret police, calls McVeigh a hero.NYTimes, in a very strange move, calls Bette Midler a "homo-name."Salon used Aeron chairs to measure dot-com delirium; readers responded, citing the chairs as better than
Euro RSCG declares "Dark, leathered big-hair preppies cooking fatless beef" IN, "Blond, anorexic models in tweed, playing video games and using VCRs" OUT.Microsoft Chief asks to have it "given up" for him, imitates coked-up monkey.Italian scientist to impregnate eight British
