Peruvian congress votes to charge Japan's ex-President Fujimori with responsibility for two massacres; Japanese officials pledge cooperation.U.S. continues mixed-message middle-east policy, now against Israeli seek-and-destruction.Chicago citizens called on to read "To Kill A Mockingbird" simultaneously.Open mouth, withdraw
Taiwan's Presidential panel calls for new trade with China.Israel kills leader of PFLP, a radical PLO faction; Palestinians call for "comprehensive, unlimited war."Borders bookstores in U.K. use face-mapping security cameras to track shoplifters.Established media giants increase their audiences on the Web
"Waiting for Guffman" edition"It's like in a Hitchcock movie, you know, where they tie you up in a rubber bag and throw you in the trunk of a car.": Bush says U.S. will withdraw from AMB Treaty, though at "a time
NATO troops begin collecting weapons from ethnic Albanians.Brooklyn tenant charged with beating and burning city marshall sent to evict her.Israel continues seek-and-assassinate plan.General Accounting Office issues warning on Bush's move to cut federal environmental enforcement.50+ music publishers and songwriters file suit against
NATO launches Macedonia mission--to last 30 days--with Brits at helm.Senator Helms to announce that he will not seek re-election, and that he's gay!White House says surplus down forty-four percent from original estimates.Citizens in South-Western Germany hear buzzing; some fear U.
White House considers backing out of plans to remove 50 tons of plutonium from warheads.Portugal favors treatment over incarceration for drug addicts.Bush calls on Congress to approve his education and defense spending immediately.Amazon will allow some purchased items to be picked up at Circuit City stores.A
Unless the White House redoes the numbers, it will spend billions from Social Security, and the Democrats can't wait.Hamas vows suicidal-revenge on Israeli-sponsored assassinations.America sold half of the weapons bought last year.Bush announces new initiative to destroy vampires.Estimates say 60 percent of
"Caddyshack" edition"It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat": Five Hollywood studios announce joint venture to rent downloadable films."When you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free
The article that got its editor arrested: Zimbabwe police involved in pillaging.Tentative peace in Macedonia before 400 U.K. troops arrive.IMF believes Bush's tax cuts to be twice as costly as the White House predicts.White House education plan makes schools into businesses and education a
Israel plans a second ground attack at Palestine, suggesting war.Japan's PM Koizumi visited Yasukani, a shrine that honors former military masterminds, to court conservative votes but gained national wrath instead.Bush decides to soften federal rules that would ensure basic care for those on Medicaid.Floridians warned
