December 7, 2012: Morning
- New interactive tool lets you choose your own Israeli-Palestinian peace solution.
- Blessed be the internet: International relations as depicted by cats.
- Casino owner Adelson to double his $100 million investment in GOP causes by the next election.
- Report on the shady business of "honey laundering"—global fraud running from apiary to retailer.
- "Made in the USA" is back thanks to cheap energy, but may wreak environmental havoc.
- New season of Downton Abbey jumps forward to year 2121.
- Warhol created important artistic achievements, not necessarily important aesthetic achievements.
- In Southwestern France, a group of fish have learned how to kill birds.
- Confessions of a Syrian rebel sniper responsible for 34 deaths, including a childhood friend.
- Day after story about her is published, woman with excruciating persistent arousal kills herself.
- Crime reporter who uncovered dark conspiracy explains the failure inherent in horrible truth.
- Two-time Pulitzer-winning journalist explains how to pack a single bag for a seven-year, 22,000-mile assignment.
- Venture capitalist offers advice on how to hire "old" people.
- Credit cards and tipping buttons yield New York cabbies an additional $144,146,165 per year.
- Overachieving elf-on-the-shelf mommies deserve to be punched in the throat.
- See also: "All the Weddings I Have Ever Been to as I Remember Them."
- Your Friday uplift: Every shot from The Endless Summer drawn on postcards.