Goodbye Summer Intern Heather, Hello Fall Intern [Insert Name Here]
This summer has been brutally hot, plumb with hard work and big stories to watch, but luckily we had Summer Intern Heather to help us on all fronts. We’d like to take the time to thank her publicly for her hard work, and wish her the best in returning to her studies in Florida. Did you read the feature she put together? It’s really good, and that is all to her credit.
We’d also like to announce—cue trumpets—we have an opening at TMN headquarters for Fall Intern [Insert Name Here]. Students and youngish people, we are talking to you! You will have fun, learn much about editing, research, and online publishing, and also earn a headshot! Or, as Summer Intern Heather puts it (after we asked her to write up a job summary):
The Morning News
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Please note: Due to a big turnout, we are no longer accepting applications. Thank you everyone!