‘Is This News?’

By Andrew Womack in Letters From the Editor — 04 Jan 2001

The Associated Press ‘reported’ the following in Salon Magazine:

Cindy Crawford prefers ‘smart,’ Jennifer Lopez prefers ‘sexy’

Okay, just to keep all that straight: Lopez, Theron, Lil’ Kim – sexy; Boyle, Hatcher, Crawford – smart.

But what about Matthew McConaughey? Could he want to be smart and sexy? My god, Matthew, you can’t have it all! Oh, the cruel price of fame!!