No Place Special

I don’t leave New York all that much. Last week I went to California. I’ll just say: I didn’t fare so well. And I really do think there was something wrong, perhaps even deadly, about that hotel. I also had a layover in Phoenix. Here are photos.

The ground in Phoenix
The ground above Phoenix
In California: art, comforter
A theme park, in the distance; will not go
The view, not much during the day
The view, decidedly better at night
Me, with the view; no, not for The Mirror Project
Room service was good, and as expensive as your dad warned
Now might be a good time to call for help
Directions to the wine country; no, just to less-tasty meeting rooms
Warning signs: 1) no smoking, obviously; but what about 2 and 3?
Warning signs: 2) don’t drink in this hotel, or else
Warning signs: 3) this hotel can kill every living thing
I lived on the thirteenth floor