Overheard Conversation

By Rosecrans Baldwin in Letters From the Editor — 23 Jul 2001

Scene: Register line at a deli.

Characters: D (dude), chugging out of a large Sapporo can. GF (girlfriend), waiting for D to finish drinking.

D:

GF:(grabs can and finishes off beer)

Both wait in line for another thirty seconds, pay for empty beer can, then throw can in trash and leave.