The Pentagon has released its long-awaited UFO report, detailing 143 sightings, most—but not all—of which are probably equipment malfunctions. / VICE

X-Files creator Chris Carter says the government's new UFO report reveals more about who we are than whether aliens exist. / The New York Times

Oklahoma City residents know all too well where the types of extremism we're seeing today in today's discourse can lead. / The Washington Post

"How much more might she feel my love if she could feel my arms around her?" Nicole Chung on the hugs she can now give, and the ones she misses the most. / Time

Watch: "An impractical 3D collage animated documentary about the Stork's comings and goings." / Vimeo

Long thought to have been created in a New York lab, titanium white was in fact used by Incans at least 400 years ago. / Hyperallergic

The Rijksmuseum has used AI to recreate a two-foot-wide piece of Rembrandt's The Night Watch that was trimmed off one end of the painting in 1715. / The Guardian

A 1984 filmstrip of Goodnight Moon, replete with an avant-garde jazz soundtrack. / Boing Boing

According to a new study, drinking coffee is associated with a lower risk of liver disease. / CNN

Please take five minutes to find out why we ask for your support, and consider becoming a Sustaining Member today. / TMN Membership

Billionaire/Gawker stalker Peter Thiel hijacked his Roth IRA, turning it into a tax-free investment scheme worth billions. / ProPublica

"Jump to Conclusions mat." Highlights from a Reddit thread of easy ways to make a million dollars. / Digg

See also: Two dozen people—a banker, a sex worker, a pastor, "the World's First Publicly Traded Person"—tell us the best way to invest a single dollar. / The Morning News

Sault has a new album, Nine, that will only be available to stream, download, or purchase for the next 99 days. / Sault

"Every time you miss the playoffs it hurts." On sports super-fandom and amputating fuzzy slipper toes. / The Walrus

Bisected portraits where two moods collide, by Inès Longevial. / This Isn't Happiness