14 March 2005 By The Morning News — 14 Mar 2005 New York's currently: feeling its finest hour China codifies measure allowing it to use force should Taiwan seek formal independence. Under Bush, at least 20 federal agencies have created hundreds of fake television news segments that extol the administration's policies. Iraqis increasingly testy over continued no-show of its new government. Seattlites! Catch TMN's Kevin Guilfoile and Matthew Baldwin on Kevin's Cast of Shadows book tour this Wednesday, March 16, at Elliott Bay Books (101 South Main Street) at 7:30 p.m. In this week's Chicago Tribune Magazine: A wonderful profile on Kevin and a stellar review of Cast of Shadows. Condoleezza Rice for president? Spoofs (and more) of New York 2012 Olympic posters. I am not a psychologist. I only know that since I stopped eating, I have been drunk most of the time. George Saunders, "Eat, Memory: The Absolutely No-Anything Diet." A look at the media branch of al Qaeda--they even have a web magazine. Descriptions of photographs never taken. Brilliant multi-track mashups of the Beatles' Revolver. The sticky situation involving Splenda and the Sugar Association. Evelyn Waugh, style icon. Photographs from the Arkansas State Prison 1915–1937. "It is better to have loved and to have lost than never to have loved at all." Man sneaks into Canada to meet his online girlfriend, loses fingers and toes to frostbite. The guy who does the holiday illustrations for Google. Film: Jim Morrison, college dork.