When “shots in arms” isn’t comforting.

The Senate moves towards passage of President Joe Biden's $1.9 trillion coronavirus relief package. / The Washington Post

Action was delayed after Sen. Ron Johnson called for a reading of the 628-page bill. / Vox

What a "vote-a-rama" is and what it means for Biden's stimulus. Also, SPACs, SPLAINed. / CNN, Recode

Helen Branswell games out three phases in the future of the coronavirus. / STAT

Advice on how to get vaccinated when you're terrified of needles. / New York Magazine

Aides to New York Governor Andrew Cuomo rewrote a report by state health officials to conceal the number of nursing home residents who died. / The National Review

Maya Kosoff: I always knew 2020 was going to be a lost year. But it didn't happen the way I thought it would. / Maya Kosoff

Arthur Brooks: When you most need to get happier, try giving happiness away. / The Atlantic

Among the 100 most overpaid CEOs, Alphabet's Sundar Pichai makes more than 1,000 times what his median employee takes home. / As You Sow

Shoppers spent some $2 billion online on Election Day this year, nearly twice as much as they did in 2016. / Instagram

Last week, chess surpassed League of Legends, Fortnite and Valorant as the most-watched gaming category on Twitch. / Protocol

The Iditarod Trail Invitational is one of running's most grueling races. A diary from one person's 2020 experience. / Runner's World

A report from the gentle British world of growing enormous vegetables for sport. / Atlas Obscura

Since the end of February, Iceland has been shaken by more than 18,000 earthquakes. / The New York Times

Researchers digitally unfold 17th-century letters that had been "letterlocked" to prevent them from being read during transit. / Kottke

See also: NASA's latest Mars rover has the same processor as an iMac from 1998. / The Verge

The history of New York's Roosevelt Island, named for a disabled president who used a wheelchair, offers lessons at once troubling and hopeful for accessibility. / Places

Philip Bump: If curtailing racist imagery in Dr. Seuss is "cancel culture," what, exactly, is your culture? / The Washington Post

Amazon quietly updates its logo to look less like Adolf Hitler's mustache. / The New York Times

There is balloon art, and then there is balloon art by Masayoshi Matsumoto. / It's Nice That

Starting Monday, it's the 2021 Tournament of Books, presented by Field Notes! Have you picked up some books and filled out your brackets? Did you snag some fresh merch? Subscribe to the Rooster Newsletter to be alerted when shenanigans go live. / The Tournament of Books, Field Notes, Bookshop, TMN, The TMN Store


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