Rumsfeld resigns, to be replaced by former CIA chief Robert Gates; Montana is called for Democrat Tester. The official "Rumsfeld Rules," pragmatic advice from the man himself on how to survive in Washington [PDF]. The Democracy Now interview with Bernie Sanders, the first socialist ever elected to the
Video: A Valentine for Niles. Don't you just totally love sushi? Did you know that your wasabi is totally fake? This show is a deadpan hodgepodge of peculiar banalities that collectively liberate a tornado of question marks. What would you like kept four feet away from you at
Working-class Brits love celebrified slang, and hate workplace jargon. All we really want for Christmas is a giant swirling plastic vortex that can threaten marine life. The lexicon of presidents' speeches, tagged. Worst game ever of "Never Have I Ever" results in homicide charge. One giant
If you don't want California lettuce or spinach, how about some Californian inmates instead? The source may be biased, but if the U.S. doesn't want online gambling, the U.K. will gladly take the business. Generation XL crosses the Atlantic: British teens too heavy for
Something to remember when you go out drinking this weekend: Nuclear power plants are neither gas stations nor toll booths. John Kerry couldn't tell a joke in 2004, either. All the cool kids have anti-social behavior disorders, and unpopular children want them bad. Video: Ron Kind has
Saw III premieres, paramedics called. Capitalism gives us many variations of a "Wide Left Turn" signs. In honor of All Saints Day, a list of patron saints of ecology, neurological diseases, waiters, etc. Moscow's football club Metros it for free when traffic gets too bad. The
NASA reverses post-Columbia decision to abandon Hubble, now plans repairs for 2008. Rather than solve world problems, nerds plant computers in pumpkins. Prison to be built on Pitcairn Island after 1/10th of the population, or 6 men, are convicted of rape (more disturbing info). Note: Your fictional campaign
No really, no one's reading the paper anymore. The University of California doesn't want prospective students learning from textbooks that claim "the Bible, written by an omniscient God, can never be proved wrong." Slow Foodies caucus in Italy, plan to "deindustrialize food production&
Violence against women in Iraq, Somalia, Afghanistan increases. Wall Street workers hard-working, hard-drinking, therapy-adverse "Ice Men." Not to put on any labels. Emilio Estevez totally, like, crushes on Tony Blair. South Park perhaps "too soon" to mock Steve Irwin. It could be a
We'll assume he's making that face because it's his evil twin brother. A profile of the Seigneur of Sark, the "last independent feudal state in the world." Photos: South African women wearing traditional shwe shwe textiles. Comme c'est choquant: French
