Jul 31, 2020By the law of averages, you will take 670m breaths over your lifetime. Maybe you’ve already taken half of those. Maybe you’re on breath 669,000,000. Maybe you’d like to take a few million more.
↩︎ The Guardian

In case you also find watch repair soothing: a Rolex gets repaired to a jazz score.
Also, scientists want to shorten the minute to 59 seconds (to better line us up with Earth's rotation).
Also, it looks like the new president is a watch collector.

6hHis children are exactly like him. His wife is exactly like him. I wish nothing but the very worst for them, for the rest of their days.
↩︎ The Audacity
6h“There’s a belief among a certain set of Democrats that taking an idea and cutting it in half makes it a better idea when it just makes it a worse idea.”
↩︎ The New York Times





2dI often wondered drunkenly: Why would I ever cook for a man when I was clearly the one meant to be eating?
↩︎ Bon Appétit