Thursday headlines: Something is Danish in the state of California
Historians say the United States is on the cusp of "competitive authoritarianism." / Foreign Affairs
Chris Geidner: Trump is a salesman, as is Musk, and they are both trying to sell America on being an authoritarian state—but they can't do it unless we allow them to do so. / LAWdork
The State Department plans to spend $400 million on armored Teslas. / The Guardian
Tressie McMillan Cotton: What Musk is sowing is chaos as content. / The New York Times [+]
President Trump's "energy whisperer" is Harold Hamm, the billionaire behind fracking company Continental Resources. / Heated
See also: "You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates." Nearly 200,000 Danes—seemingly—sign a petition to buy California. / KTLA
Fewer than 40% of the 465 homes destroyed by the 2018 Woolsey fire in Malibu have been rebuilt. / The Los Angeles
The story behind history's largest and most famous disability access ramp. / Ex Urbe
Landlording in New York City is said to be a nesting doll of companies and agents that "protects wealth and shields against consequence." / Curbed
Unrelated: Why you stacked plastic cups in elementary school gym class. / Defector [+]
Anticipating Valentine's Day, some comic panels that resemble the cover of The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan. / Ironic Sans
Singles in India are turning to AI for help with arranged marriages. / The Walrus
What does it say about philosophy that almost all of its canonical figures were unmarried men? / aeon
See also, from January: What was the "horny profile?" / Flaming Hydra
A beautifully designed, "humiliating list of all the ways your brain can deceive you." / Futility Closet