Announcer #1: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
Announcer #2: Bruuunch.
Announcer #1: Come on down.
Announcer #2: Bring the family!
Announcer #1: We’ve got a whole lot of food.
Announcer #2: For a whole lot of money.
Announcer #1: We’ve got 40-egg omelets.
Announcer #2: Hash browns for days.
Announcer #1: Hash browns for weeks, even.
Announcer #2: The hash brown situation will not be a problem.
Announcer #1: We’ve got tomatoes.
Announcer #2: Sliced up nice.
Announcer #1: We’ve got onions.
Announcer #2: Chopped up in several different ways.
Announcer #1: Mushrooms
Announcer #2: Non-organic.
Announcer #1: Little cubes of ham.
Announcer #2: Pig ham.
Announcer #1: All going into cheese omelets.
Announcer #2: Cheese optional.
Announcer #1: Western omelets.
Announcer #2: Eastern attitude.
Announcer #1: There will be silverware.
Announcer #2: Or you can call it cutlery.
Announcer #1: If you’re Scottish or English or something.
Announcer #2: Or if you’re cruisin’ for a fuckin’ bruisin’.
Announcer #1: We’ve got salt.
Announcer #2: We’ve got pepper.
Announcer #1: We’ve got Spinderella.
Announcer #2: She’s a DJ.
Announcer #1: From when DJs still spun records.
Announcer #2: Not like that mp3 or Myspace business they do these days.
Announcer #1: It’s really a shame.
Announcer #2: Times change.
Announcer #1: We’ve got ice water!
Announcer #2: We’ve got pepperoni faucets.
Announcer #1: I think we’ve got hot sauce.
Announcer #2: For those who like to dabble a little south of the border. If you know what I’m talking about.
Announcer #1: There will be waitresses.
Announcer #2: I think they’re called servers now.
Announcer #1: Oh, I’m sorry.
Announcer #2: I’m not the one you should be apologizing to.
Announcer #1: We’re familiar with herbs.
Announcer #2: But not spices.
Announcer #1: We’ve got eggs Benedict Arnold.
Announcer #2: Your stomach will betray you!
Announcer #1: I see what you did there.
Announcer #2: We’ve got makings for noodles.
Announcer #1: But no actual noodles.
Announcer #2: Soy sauce!
Announcer #1: Ketchup, probably.
Announcer #2: Certainly yellow mustard.
Announcer #1: But no other kinds of mustard.
Announcer #2: You’ll take what we give you.
Announcer #1: Want seconds?
Announcer #2: Seconds are mandatory!
Announcer #1: Cherry pie.
Announcer #2: Greenish pie.
Announcer #1: Parcheesi pie.
Announcer #2: Now I just think you’re trying to one-up me.
Announcer #1: Don’t make this about you.
Announcer #2: Pie filled with remote controls and regret, fuck-faces!
Announcer #1: Bottomless cups of coffee.
Announcer #2: Bottomless busboys.
Announcer #1: Soups!
Announcer #2: We serve it in bowls.
Announcer #1: Small dishes of things.
Announcer #2: Potato salad?
Announcer #1: Soccer salad.
Announcer #2: Salad drippings.
Announcer #1: Laptop pizzas.
Announcer #2: Pizza shots.
Announcer #1: Shots of adrenaline!
Announcer #2: Administered by our in-house R.N.
Announcer #1: Her name is Cindy.
Announcer #2: I thought it was Sally. Which one is Sally?
Announcer #1: We’ve got open tables.
Announcer #2: So come on down!
Announcer #1: We’ve got all these eggs.
Announcer #2: And some quantity of tomatoes.
Announcer #1: They’re not going to eat themselves.
Announcer #2: Don’t forget about our updated hours.
Announcer #1: Midnight to two.
Announcer #2: Tuesdays!
Announcer #1: I thought it was Sundays.
Announcer #2: Sundays!
Announcer #1: You never listen to me.
Announcer #2: But I do.
Announcer #1: I’m rolling my eyes right now.
Announcer #2: They can’t see you.
Announcer #1: I can’t see you.
Announcer #2: What does that even mean?
Announcer #1: Bruuunch!
