As I was walking back from the deli, I saw a cab pull over on Park Avenue for a businessman with his hand out. The businessman got into the backseat of the cab – entering from the right side – while the driver opened his door – on the left side – and emptied out a water bottle full of urine onto the street. True, it could have been steaming lemonade, but I doubt it.

Folks, this was a first for me.