Jeff from Stones Throw is one of our greatest fans; here’s the email he sent last night to feedback@starbucks.com.

Dear Starbucks,

Since making themorningnews.org the first web site that i read in the morning, i’ve reduced the number of times that I steal The NY Times from your store, to walk down the block with it to the other coffee shop, from 6 to 4.

Jeff

Ps. I’m drunk

We love you too.