Birthplace: Bedford, Ind.

Occupation: Actor and dean of Students at the Stella Adler Studio of Acting

Favorite role you’ve played? Hedwig in Hedwig and the Angry Inch (it was several years and several pounds ago—so it was possible).

You taught in Buenos Aires. Favorite thing about Argentina? The hot hot hot Argentineans. My god. The most beautiful people I have ever seen in my life. Both the men and the women. Wowza.

You have a new one-man rock show called “Tits Fisher.” The show is a triptych through the mind of one of our most beloved showbiz figures, TITS. You probably know TITS as just your basic borscht belt punk rock star. The show goes down many roads, all leading to that moment of desperation when you look in the mirror and realize, yes, my god, one of my eyes is bigger than the other. TITS will be playing in July at the Zipper Theatre. Remember you can’t go wrong with TITS.