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Manhattan: Kurt Braunohler

Kurt Braunohler

Name: Kurt Braunohler

Time of birth: 7:00 (one hour before prime time!)

Occupation, both real and desired-in-another-lifetime: Comedian. Carpenter.

What’s with the choco ‘stache? It’s not chocolate.

Who is your ideal audience? Me, cloned 1,100 times.

Who do you admire? Larry, a carpenter I know who lives in upstate New York, completely off the grid. We roofed a house in the woods with no electricity.

Are you comfortable in a suit? Very.

What makes you laugh? Saying b-holes instead of a-holes.

Best party pickup joke: Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, “Sure is hot in here.” The other muffin says, “Holy shit, a talking muffin!”

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Rosecrans Baldwin co-founded TMN with publisher Andrew Womack in 1999. He is the author of three books, including his latest novel The Last Kid Left (NPR’s Best Books of the Year). His nonfiction appears in a variety of magazines, mostly GQ. More information can be found at rosecransbaldwin.com. More by Rosecrans Baldwin

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