Name: Kurt Braunohler
Time of birth: 7:00 (one hour before prime time!)
Occupation, both real and desired-in-another-lifetime: Comedian. Carpenter.
What’s with the choco ‘stache? It’s not chocolate.
Who is your ideal audience? Me, cloned 1,100 times.
Who do you admire? Larry, a carpenter I know who lives in upstate New York, completely off the grid. We roofed a house in the woods with no electricity.
Are you comfortable in a suit? Very.
What makes you laugh? Saying b-holes instead of a-holes.
Best party pickup joke: Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, Sure is hot in here. The other muffin says, Holy shit, a talking muffin!