Q: What are nuts made out of ?To the weird:
A: It depends on what nuts you are talking about? Nuts are usually grown on trees.
Q: Do you have a dog?To the absurd:
A: I have a dog named Lady. She loves to swim and play frisbee. Do you have a dog?
Q: wILL I EVER MEET THE BACK STREET BOYS?To the entrepreneurial:
A: My crystal ball is not responding. :o)
Q: do you have to have a reason to fundraise?To the revolting:
A: Our fund raiser information is for non-profit groups.
Q: why is there white dog hair in the king size reese’s cups?
A: Please call our Consumer Relations Department at 1-800-468-1714
Thanks to Victor F. for the tip.