Thank you for sending your Santa notes to our P.O. Box. We have forwarded them on to Mr. and Mrs. Claus and have also republished them below, in case the elves are reading this right now and can get your wishes to the big man faster than the U.S. Postal Service.
Merry Christmas to you and your family! We wish you many Burberry perfumes and DVD players!
Love,
The Morning News
note: this is a true story.