The following Star Wars scenes do not feature the Wilhelm scream, although I wish they did. I found these scenestwo excised bits from Star Wars: A New Hope and one rough cut of the Cantina scenepretty boring, much like I find the original Star Wars, despite many good-natured attempts to join the zeitgeist party. I know: Kill me already. (Aeeehh!)
Poor Britney Spears. She’s been missing out on life. Her jaw hurts. She’s been thinking about time travel. And she wants to see that movie, y’all. That movie Spun? Yeah, that. A window into the dark, chemically enhanced soul of Britney Spears.
Britney was a precocious talent, but could she sing Earth, Wind, & Fire? Here, four-year-old Nia busts out the tunes you’ve never heard of, unless you’ve just returned from a matinee of Hot Feet. This girl is good. Just wait till next Easter, when she learns to pole dance.
And, finally, talking monkeys, via Sharpeworld: