This month's Of Recent Note topic is: What have you been paranoid about lately? There's always job loss and pandemics to worry about, and zoo carousels that go much faster than a zoo carousel ought to go, and two-year-old nieces who can run up and down the stairs faster than you can. And then there's sunburn and ghosts and fax machines. These are by no means all real-life examples. Please send your entries to bridget@themorningnews.org by Wednesday, May 27, at 10 p.m. Eastern. Entries should be around 150 words, and please include a link to your web site.