Overheard conversation while waiting for Jim at Old Town Bar and Grill.

part one

First Man: I can’t find any.

Second Man: Are you using a yahoo?

First Man: Yeah.

Second Man: For what?

First Man: Analcunt

Second Man: You gotta try that google. You’ll get tons.


part two

First Man: I got a PDA.

Second Man: What’s that?

First Man: A photo…digital…a photo digital appliance something. I left it at home.

Second Man: Oh.